Enough Already

What’s Got Us Mad This Month

You know what’s jumped the shark? Sharks. And tiny jellyfish. And alligators. All of which have been found in our environs these past few months. For the love of Dr. Doolittle, what the hell is going on? There’s a reason you move to a city, and it’s not to commune with nature. It’s pretty much to give nature the one-fingered salute. Don’t get us wrong; this isn’t about disrespecting animals. It’s about animals respecting the sanctity of our concrete-covered lives. You know which ones do that? Dogs. That’s why the only animals allowed within 10 feet of us are the ones that bring our slippers.