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  • Stacie Gardner

    Hey Matt,welcome to the in production pre production of THE RICH MANS’ WIFE, Starring Leonardo DiCaprio….your wife, could you get her, hey! There’s a great co star part for you! I need head of nurse, for minority nurses…..you need not know to be a nurse, just with fact sheet portfolio’s as their agent, and my house secretary! This will work! All the nurses have to do is give you a real estate liscense for nurses. You don’t need to practice, the part is pretty big, I know you can handle it! Just react,its all there! UP to you, love to have yah, Matt,character is great,take off from the Bourne Legacy,laboratory scenes,put yourself there,not me….scene stealers, miss scenes first,and put innocent parties there! Now your on! Matt Damon, Co Starring in The Rich Mans’ Wife, missing lab tech, take off on Bourne Legacy,yes Matt, “Stacie,let’s go”…your job is to evacuate Piper Long,played by Stacie Gardner, pre post, and duration shift…….you are Leonardo’s Front runner, DiCaprio’s character Mitch Burdeau.You put Mitch in front to Piper…do your do in the back, no body knows………..

  • Kapt Blasto

    Here’s what I want to see…

    Ben Affleck as Batman… in between beating up bad guys, comes upon a late night poker game, and who should be playing but Matt Damon and Leo Dicaprio as Two-Face, and Riddler, (Damon’s playing Riddler)….with Deniro playing Penguin, and Pacino playing….ehhh, I dunno…Ra’s, I guess

    Instead of busting them all like Batman usually does…

    Batman simply heaves a sigh, and says,
    “Alright…deal me in.”

    And instead of a grand comic-book fistfight, where you know Batman’s gonna win….

    It’s ROUNDERS all night in Gotham….and nobody’s even cheating, (at least, no one can tell anyone else at the table is cheating…)

    That’s until Joker comes in….played by Val Kilmer….

    and he’s just downright obnoxious as all folk, like you figure Joker is supposed to be….

    And he’s trying to goad Batman into a fight, with all the baddies helping him…(and of course steal all the chips, while he’s at it, too…)

    But does Batman even make a move? No. He’s just sitting there trying to win back his chips he lost to Riddler, who’s cleaning the table, on him and Ra’s, Two-Face and Penguin are holding their own and it looks like they’re in a standoff all of their own, as each poker round progresses….Batman doesn’t even notice that Joker’s in the room….in fact, NONE of them even notice Joker…

    Well, Joker’s taken aback! “What the hell is going on?!” and it’s just then that CatWoman walks in with a bunch of beers for everyone…and passes RIGHT THROUGH JOKER….

    Just as soon as Joker notices he got “passed through,” he notices Harley Quinn sitting on the side of a far-off open Window, on the sill, looking outward toward the city….he slowly goes to sit next to her….

    “Harley? What’s with all this ‘cold shoulder’ treatment I’m getting in here?”

    “I’m coming Mr. J!” and she jumps out of the window….

    “She laughs hysterically just like Joker does….and she plummets, and her face doesn’t even stop smiling, as she hits the sidewalk 6 stories below. BLAM!

    Joker wakes up in his bed in Arkham Asylum….and realizes he’s seen a glimpse of the future, and starts to shudder uncontrollably.