Tom Brady Sells Ridiculous Sleep Products in Funny or Die Parody

Who wants a TB12 performance teddy bear?
Tom Brady in a Funny or Die parody

Photo by Tom Brady via Facebook / Screenshot

Tom Brady is going all in with his new line of “Athlete Recovery Sleepwear.”

After debuting his new “TB12 recovery technology” for Under Armour earlier this month, the Patriots star showed off a few other oddball sleep products in a new video for Funny or Die. From “performance” teddy bears to a “relaxation station noise machine,” Brady tries to sell all sorts of ridiculous items in the home shopping parody.

The clips also features a hilarious exchange between Brady and a disgruntled caller from Long Island, New York.

“First of all, Brady sucks,” the caller says in the video. “Second, I’m a huge fan of these Tom Brady Under Armour pajamas. Pats suck!”

“No you suck,” Brady responds.

Perhaps head coach Bill Belichick was rocking some of Brady’s “Athlete Recovery Sleepwear” when he was spotted snoozing on a Nantucket ferry over the weekend.

Check out the full Funny or Die video below.

It's Like You're Sleeping With Tom Brady

Tom Brady shows off his Under Armour Athlete Recovery Sleepwear which gives him the rest he needs to win. #sp

Posted by Funny Or Die on Friday, January 6, 2017


Matt Juul Matt Juul, Digital A&E Writer at Boston Magazine mjuul@bostonmagazine.com