Valentine's Day Throwdown

ANTI V-DAY

F&*K Valentine's Day Dinner
Feb. 14, 5-10 p.m., The Savant Project, 1625 Tremont St., Boston

The Savant Project has a Love It/Hate It three-course Valentine's Day menu that includes dishes like tuna sashimi or veggie tempura, steak frites or panko salmon, fried churros, and more on the "Love It" side. And on the "Hate It" side, you can order chicken wings or mac and cheese with Miller High Life, stuffed cheddar or veggie burgers, and fried twinkies. Even if you hate Valentine's Day, you can't help but love this menu!

Single and Bitter Erotic Pole Dancing Class
Feb. 14, noon-10:30 p.m., Gypsy Rose Pole Dancing Lessons, 364 Boylston St., Boston

Want to feel sexy even if you're not getting any? Try this anti-Valentine's Day class. Dress up in a sexy costume, strap on those heels, and learn to swing around a pole. Stand-out lesson: how to pick up a $20 bill with your butt.

Flirt Fest 2008
Feb. 14, 6:30 p.m.-Midnight, Vinalia Restaurant Lounge and Wine Bar, 34 Summer St., Boston

Flirt the night away at this anti-Valentine's Day bash full of x's and o's. Dance to the DJ's tracks or sample complimentary hors d'oeuvres while crusing for your cupid. Nominate yourself to win the title of biggest flirt, or try your luck with the best or worst pick-up line.