Tom Brady: Male Model
We often wonder what Tom Brady and his Brazilian supermodel girlfriend Giselle Bundchen talk about. Perhaps they talk about politics and the deeper meanings of life. Maybe they talk about TV shows. One thing they have in common lately is their modeling careers, and since everything we know we learned from America’s Next Top Model, we decided to review Tom’s work in that arena.
Tom’s recent profiles started with an appearance in the Fall/Winter issue of VMan magazine.
This picture doesn’t wow us, really. Tom didn’t really catch the light, putting half of his face in shadow. Perhaps this is an artistic statement about the dark side of Brady’s personality. You know, the one who knocks ladies up before he dumps them. We’re not too impressed.
Now this is what we’re talking about. Brady’s still fully-clothed, but the wet t-shirt is perhaps more salacious than bare skin. We guess Brady had a blemish on the day of the photo shoot since the same side of his face is obscured by the shadow, but we’re willing to overlook it because we can see his muscles through his t-shirt. But we love it when you look us in the eye, Tom.
Which he does, on cover of GQ., on newsstands Wednesday.
Did GQ get Brady after his return flight from California after the birth of his son? Because it looks like he hasn’t shaved in days, one pupil is dilated, and his mouth is half-open like he’s sucking down the first breaths of fresh air. The super-close up and harsh light also reminds us of having our passport pictures taken. While we agree our quarterback is a stylish guy, we like him best when he looks like this.
September 18th, 2007 at 10:51 am
Tom did not dump a pregnant woman! They broke up before knowing. Why publish a blantant lie like that? It is well documented they broke up in November - late in November and he has said many times that he did know of the pregnancy. More importantly, why should he marry a woman he did not love or a woman that tried to trap him with a baby? He was smart to move on.
PS We are not happy with the GQ cover, but the pics from VMAN…all of them are amazing!
September 18th, 2007 at 11:27 am
I agree. Tom is definitely not model material. The only reason he is getting this many photo shoots lately is because of Gisele. He really looks quite feminine in all of these shots and that cover on GQ is down right ugly. You better find another career after your done cheating for the Patriots Shady Brady cause I don’t think modeling is your thing.
September 18th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
He looks like one of those cave man guys on that GQ cover.
September 18th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
In regards to Tom Brady, all I can say is what a babe!
September 18th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
You are absolutely right, this guy is not worth much of anything off the football field. A real man would step up and retort to the “trapping” comments that proliferate the internet and sports news concerning his child’s mother. But I guess Brady is just as childish as his supporters. All I can say is “what a brat.”
September 18th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Ewwww. That picture on the front of GQ is gross. Is it suppose to be some kind of joke?
September 18th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
What a terrible role model for kids Brady is!!! He is a womanizing piece of CRAP and cant even step up to the plate when it comes to his own kid. It takes two to tangle and to blame it all on Bridget is disgusing. Be a man tom.
September 19th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Tom Brady needs to do less extracurricular activities in regards to modeling and spending time with his nasty transvestite man-face slut girlfriend. It is pretty sad that he chooses to do those activities during his free time away from football. What he has seen his son ONE TIME since he was born pretty sad!! Giselle is soooo soooo ugly without make-up. How can he stand waking up next to her when he could have been waking up next to Bridget. She is beautiful even without an ounce of make-up. All the photos you see of her natural are stunning. All the photos of Giselle when she is not made up…….seriously she looks like street trash that never showers with her greasy hair and disheveled appearance. Bridget looked better 9 months pregnant without a drop of make-up thanGiselle looks in all the recent photos taken of she and Tom cavorting around town so that their PDA shots can get taken by the paparazzi. He WANTS the photos to be taken of he and Giselle. It is sick, yes sick. It shows a great deal about both of their characters. The definitely DESERVE eacother. Selfish, self-aggrandizing arrogant people. Persons with this type of personality should not become parents. They are incapable of giving to another because it will get in the way of their all important self.
People that want to defend Brady’s behavior and think it is just fine to have a brand new baby and spend your free time running around with your current girlfriend instead of seeing and bonding with your new baby have a moral compassinate screw loose.
September 20th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
I think that the pictures of Brady from the VMAN shoot are wonderful. As for the GQ one, I don’t know who decided on the cover but they clearly weren’t thinking straight.
As for his personal life. As much as I love gossip I think we need to leave the guy alone. He’s made it clear in the past years that he doesn’t like to put his private life out in public and I think he’s done a good job of that. He can’t help that he’s spotted everywhere, I feel like he’s just trying to go about his business.
And we don’t know his decision or relationship w/ his son so I don’t think anyone should be saying anything. As far as we know he’s a good person and an amazing football player, that’s enough for me.
September 21st, 2007 at 6:02 pm
I love this man. He is perfect in every way! So hot!!!
September 25th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
FVCK TOM BRADY!!!
December 28th, 2007 at 3:23 am
HANDSOME, TALENTED, 3 SUPER BOWLS, 3 RINGS…HMMMM, WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY?!
“HE’S IS ONE OF THE GREATEST, OR SHOULD I SAY “THE” GREATEST!”