Baby Brady Moynahan’s First Magazine Cover
It used to be that wise men greeted important babies in barns with frankincense, gold, and myrrh. In these celebrity-crazed modern times, professional photographers greet famous newborns and their parents with stacks of money for a glimpse at their cute little faces. The latest baby to appear on the cover of a magazine is Bridget Moynahan and Tom Brady’s son, in today’s issue of OK! Magazine.
The Inside Track says John Moynahan got “got Daddy’s cleft chin and Mommy’s dark hair,” but we say that baby is almost all Brady. The shape of the eyes, the same set in the face as he does his best to squirm away from the cameras. All John needs is a goat to cuddle to recreate his dad’s GQ photo shoot.
But we don’t love the choice of picture. Yes, Bridget’s a single Mom and her ex is out winning football games and celebrating with the world’s craziest supermodel. But couldn’t OK! have published a picture of the baby and mother smiling? This picture looks more like “Migrant Mother” than the usual happy celebrity baby pictures where both parents are present for the photo shoot. Unless Moynahan was openly weeping for the other pictures, which we doubt, this wasn’t a good choice.
Despite the emo-baby photo, we’d be honored to be spat up upon by the son of our favorite quarterback. Call us if you need a babysitter, Bridget! We’ll even bring some myrrh to celebrate.
September 26th, 2007 at 9:57 am
It’s very awkwardly posted. The arm under her chin is like the longest baby arm ever. Perhaps the OK people are Patriots fans.
September 26th, 2007 at 9:58 am
Posed. Not posted.
September 26th, 2007 at 10:16 am
Here’s a smiling picture of mommy and baby - a very beautiful mommy and an adorable baby:
September 26th, 2007 at 10:30 am
Sometimes the best photos are those of people not smiling.Maybe she wishes she had Tom by her side.Her eyes are smiling from within, beautiful baby indeed.
September 26th, 2007 at 10:32 am
She does look a little overwhelmed.
September 26th, 2007 at 10:46 am
It is pitiful that Bridget needs attention so much that she will publicly display her baby & disses Tom Brady at the same time. It takes two to tango and is sad that she can’t simply say that she is responsible for having a baby without getting married first. She must have known TB wasn’t interested in marrying her after dating for several years. Now pooooor Bridget chooses to live on the West Coast, positioning herself sooo far away. I wish BM would shut up & just raise her kid.
September 26th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Am I the only one completely mystified as to why this person is such a big deal?
September 26th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
Where are you TOM?