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Mitt Romney’s After-Christmas Sale

1199114298In the midst of our holiday shopping, we noticed Mitt Romney’s campaign was offering an array of gifts for the special conservatives in our life. The packages consisted of Ann Romney’s holiday recipes and an ornament, but we were really tempted to shell out $250 to get a personalized voicemail message from the candidate himself.

And much like the store where you bought that cashmere sweater for your sister that’s now half-price, the Romney campaign is having a post-holiday sale.

The price tag on a personalized voice mail message has dropped considerably, with the campaign only asking $25 to have Mitt Romney greet your friends and business associates. But the real bargain is the prerecorded messages you can leave for your loved ones.

Now you can send personalized messages from the former governor to your friends from the campaign web site. We’re thrilled Mitt got hip to the technology in time for some drunken New Year’s Eve antics. Think how funny it will be to see that Ron Paul supporter you’re drinking with turn red in the face as Romney prattles on about reducing the size of the federal government.

 
 

4 Responses to “Mitt Romney’s After-Christmas Sale”

  1. RedFaced Says:

    “Think how funny it will be to see that Ron Paul supporter you’re drinking with turn red in the face as Romney prattles on about reducing the size of the federal government.”

    Amen, sister.

    This election isn’t about voting for a candidate as much as it is about voting “yes” or “no”… Yes to liberty, peace, and prosperity, and NO to big government imperialism, bureaucracy, and economic irresponsibility.

    Ron Paul 2008!

  2. Theresa Says:

    ar ar so funny. What would be so funny? Hmm If we elected Hucklebee, Mittens or Julie Annie. I’d laugh, then cry.

  3. William Says:

    >>Think how funny it will be to see that Ron Paul supporter you’re drinking with turn red in the face as Romney prattles on about reducing the size of the federal government.

    Wouldn’t make me upset at all. Dr. Paul means it, whereas Romney uses it as a catchphrase for a campaign (and apparently a pre-recorded voicemail now as well). Perhaps the Suit should ask his lawyers on this as well about the size of government instead of looking to the Constitution.

  4. Dr. Milton Pearch Says:

    Romney is a Bush clone. Who in Gods name would vote this creature into office? I cannot imagin why anyone would vote for the Republican war mongers that are handing our country over to Saudi Arabia and China. We borrow money from China and Saudi Arabia every day to pay for the illegal occupation of a country. Can you imagin if any country on earth did that to us? Every man woman and child would be fighting in the streets. The media hides everything from the people. They push people like Romney and now that slick snake oil salesman Huckabee. I was watching a creepy reporter for MSNBC named David Shuster was engaged in a lovefest over Huckabee. The entire system is rigged folks. Vote for Ron Paul cause that is the last best hope America Has for saving itself.

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