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Hot Times in Somerville

1208272170Ever since the Eliot Spitzer controversy died down, we’ve been longing for a good prostitute story, preferably one involving a dryer. While the people who were arrested for allegedly running a prostitution ring out of a Somerville hotel on Friday don’t have that spring-fresh smell, we’ll take what we can get.

The Somerville Journal reports that three women and two men were arrested for “prostitution-related activities” at a hotel on Cummings Street. Heh. Cummings.

Police said [Brandy] Thompson told the undercover detective her name was “Peaches” and told him she would charge him $150 for half an hour of sexual service or $250 for a full hour. When the two met in a room at the hotel, the detective handed Thompson $150 cash, and she handed him six condoms, at which point police swooped into the room to make the arrest.

We know that a recent study says five minutes is an acceptable duration for the act of sex, but six times in half an hour?

 
 

One Response to “Hot Times in Somerville”

  1. agingcynic Says:

    at least she’s good in math, (6 times 5 does equal 30….)

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