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Name the Fenway Hawk

1209491971One week before Opening Day at Fenway, a girl named Alexa Rodriguez was attacked by a hawk while touring America’s favorite ballpark. The Red Sox organization says the bird’s nest was removed shortly after the incident, but I’ve been to two day games since then and have seen the majestic creatures soaring overhead both times, much to the delight of fans.

When it comes time to write about the bird, we’ve described it as the Fenway Park hawk. The Lowell Spinners stuck with the generic Red-Tailed Hawk when it named the bird the official mascot of its Yankees Elimination Project. The Herald described it as “Fenway Park’s in-house hawk.”

We think it’s high time the bird got a proper name.

Whether it’s the same bird with a vendetta against people named A-Rod is irrelevant. The birds enjoy soaring above the green grass of Fenway and coming to rest on the light towers every once in a while. During the Patriot’s Day game, this got more fans bringing out their cameras than anything that happened on the field.

So let’s show him our appreciation by naming him. It could be as simple as naming him Henry the Hawk (a nice homage to Red Sox principal owner John Henry), or something more inventive. Here’s some information on the red-tailed hawk in case you need some insight on the bird’s personality.

[T]his hawk soars with wings in a slight dihedral, flapping as little as possible to conserve energy. Active flight is slow and deliberate, with deep wing beats. . . . When the Red-tailed Hawk walks, its steps are slow and awkward.

Hmm. Sounds a little like David Ortiz’s approach to hitting and running the bases. Maybe Big Hawki? Let’s hear some of your ideas. Hopefully we can get a name that will stick to the now beloved bird.

 
 

10 Responses to “Name the Fenway Hawk”

  1. Amanda Rekonwith Says:

    how about “Harrelson”?

  2. Michael Leggett Says:

    Lucchinhawk:

    Larry’s got a Penchant for making Fenway my favorite place to party in The Northeastern US.

  3. Hemus Says:

    How about “Javier Lopez?” Just when you think you’re having a great day at Fenway with the Sox safely in the lead, Javier Lopez comes around in the sixth inning to drop a stinking dead rat in the middle of it to put them behind. Has a nice ring to it.

  4. Frank Says:

    Isn’t “Hawk” Harrelson the broadcaster for the White Sox? He’s a douche. We need a better name for this hawk.

  5. Paul Flannery Says:

    re: Hawk Harrelson. 1967 ring a bell?

  6. Huuvola Says:

    How about finding an actual photo of a red-tailed hawk to accompany this blog post? The photo currently featured is that of a peregrine falcon. Still a fine raptor, but tain’t a red-tail.

  7. Amy Derjue Says:

    Huuvola: They’re all scary predators to us. Thanks for the heads-up.

  8. Mike Says:

    A flip-flopping opportunist who resides in a ballpark? How about “Mitt?”

  9. Jim Says:

    “King” Nightmarish author known to frequent Fenway who could have written the script for the hawk’s attack.

  10. Robert Scalzi Says:

    Name the beauty “Manny” isn’t he our resident yankee Killer or maybe Millar ( i know he’s w/ the O’s but it was his walk that started it all in 04) or how about The tried and true Y.H.H. Yankee Hater Hawk

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