The Best and Worst of Craigslist Bruins Tickets

With the Bruins playing the Stanley Cup finals, demand for second-hand tickets can get heated. Bruins fans generally being a creative, rabid bunch, the Craigslist posts offering to sell tickets can get clever. The best we’ve seen is this post offering two tickets for just $1 under the headline “I HAVE BRUINS TICKETS FOR TONIGHT.” That’s usually a good sign there’s some stipulation if you click through to see what the poster actually wants.

Sadly, here is what you will find from the seller:

“AND I GOT THEM FREE–GO [#@*&] YOURSELF–IM NOT SELLING THEM.”

Alright, good one. You got us. Moving on … there’s this pair of tickets, 14 rows back at center ice, also on sale for $1. What’s the catch?

HOW MUCH YOU ASK?SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOUR WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND. THE PRICE WILL DEPEND UPON WHAT SHE DOES WHEN SHE PICKS THE TICKETS UP.

Okay, and we’re done here. No more Craigslist. Gross.