Buy Kevin Garnett’s House

Coldwell Banker

When you’re done sorting through Curt Schilling’s junk, continue your acquisition tour of former Boston athletes’ possessions by heading on over to Concord, where you can purchase Kevin Garnett’s old home for just $4.85 million. It might seem pricey, but for that, you get five bedrooms, a wine cellar, a gym, and the scent of Celtics greatness recently left fallow by Garnett, dearly departed for the Brooklyn Nets.

“This amazing property was our home for more than six years, and we will always treasure the experiences and memories we have of living here,” the Garnetts said in a statement through Coldwell Banker that definitely wasn’t just written by the broker. “We had many happy gatherings with family and friends, and we dedicated a lot of time and effort to incorporate our own personal touches to this home.” (Subtext: Garnett’s presence will be felt throughout, even as you occupy it with your own touches.) We Celtics fans who aren’t looking to take out a mortgage sure do miss Garnett, but at least one lucky someone will get a nice house out of the trade.