Cringe-Worthy Options from Dunkin’ Donuts

The late William Rosenberg, founder of Dunkin’ Donuts, would have turned 98 this June. While we have a lot to thank him for, there are a few inventions we could have done without.

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Photograph by Scott M. Lacey

Glazed-Doughnut Breakfast Sandwich
For the chronically undecided, two great tastes that taste terrible together.

Eggs-Benedict Breakfast Sandwich
If you toss hollandaise sauce at the wall and it sticks, it’s not hollandaise.

Dried-Pork-and-Seaweed Doughnut (CHINA)
Because the only topping better than rainbow sprinkles is dried pig meat.

Sausage Pancake Bites
Roughly the size and shape of something we’d rather not put in our mouth before a few stiff drinks.

Jelly-Doughnut-Flavored Coffee
Better idea: Inject the caffeine straight into the doughnut.

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  • Shoe

    Disagree! Sausage Pancake bites were awesome!