Fly Eagles Fly

By | Boston Daily |

Yikes. When did Boston College become Florida State?

Over the weekend, Brady Smith became the latest Eagle to have his mug shot taken when the defensive end was charged with sexual assault. If that wasn’t bad enough, he was also accused of breaking and entering.

If anyone over at BC is reading, it might be time to have a talk with your players. Because running afoul of the law is becoming a habit.

Last August, a former Boston College linebacker named Ray Henderson decided to go into business for himself. Which was good. Problem was, his business was drug dealing. Which was bad.

Later that same month, two more football players got into trouble when they were charged with assault.

At this point, B.C. might want to keep a criminal lawyer on retainer. Should be cheaper in the long run. They could probably get a group rate.

  • agingcynic

    Gonzo,
    Christopher Muther called. He’s not happy with you stealing his act. Stick to throwing spitballs at Mormons.

  • A Quaker

    “If anyone over at BC is reading, it might be time to have a talk with your players.”
    This assumes people at BC can read?