MassDOT Wants Residents to Come Up With Next ‘Use Yah Blinkah’ Sign

Let the ‘Masshole’ terms start flowing.

Photo via Associated Press

Photo via Associated Press

Think you’re funnier than the people at the Massachusetts Department of Transportation’s administrative offices? Prove it.

Today, officials at the transit agency that oversees the state’s highway operations announced they’re launching a contest where drivers and residents can come up with the next clever slogan to remind motorists to obey certain rules while on the roads. Simply put: MassDOT wants to milk the already-played-out stereotypes we all seem to harbor (and simultaneously) adore in the Boston area.

Called “DOT Speak,” the contest follows the successful launch of a display-board message that told drivers to “Use Yah Blinkah” last month, which went viral. Photos of that message board were shared across the internet and reached readers all across the country, which, in turn, did exactly what MassDOT had hoped to do—get the message out that people should use their blinkers when driving.

Now, MassDOT wants locals to do the grunt work. This time, the message isn’t about using indicators, however, and is instead aimed at creating messages that address combatting road rage and distracted driving, and encouraging seatbelt use. The deadline for contest submissions is August 1.

“The national attention and viral nature of a simple message that encouraged motorists to follow the law and signal when changing lanes cannot be denied,” said Secretary MassDOT Richard Davey. “We are hoping to hear your creative [DOT Speak] ideas and together help stop bad behavior from happening behind the wheel.”

Here are the rules for the contest:

  • Entries may use local vernacular or contain common texting abbreviations.
  • No profanity, please. [That means “Use Yah Fahkin’ Seatbelt" is a no-go].
  • The messages must adhere to the highway sign character limitations.
  • The challenge is to create a two panel message, three lines per panel, and eight characters per line.

Drivers can share their ideas by tweeting at MassDOT, or posting to the transit agency’s Facebook page, using the hashtag #DOTSpeak. It’s important to note that participants shouldn’t pitch their message board ideas via social media while operating a vehicle, because that would defeat the point of eliminating bad driving habits.

Whoever comes up with the most clever, and potentially viral slogan will have their message displayed on hundreds of message boards across the Commonwealth during some of the busiest travel periods of the year. The winner of the “Road Rage” slogan will see their witty saying on the signs from August 15 through August 18, the Distracted Driving winner will get to occupy the boards on Labor Day weekend, and the seatbelt-use winner will be hog the spotlight on Columbus Day weekend in October.

According to MassDOT officials, each winner will also receive a $50 gift card from service plaza partners like Burger King, Dunkin Donuts, Exxon Mobil, and McDonald’s, and Gulf will provide each winner with a $100 gift card.

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  • EffThisStupidIdea

    How about instead of wasting tax payer money on useless crap, we turn it off, take it down, and refund all the state tax payers? I didn’t know why it’s so cool to be so cavalier with the money i earn for the government. There’s an idiot getting paid with my tax money to come up with this dumb contest too and then wasting time by judging it. I wish I had a job I could’ve done in the 5th grade like this contest-creator apparently does.

    So, here’s my contest winning idea – take down the sign and fire the a-hole who came up with the contest and then give tax payers a refund.

    Do I win?

    • Richie Rich

      Speaking of idiots, studies have shown conclusively that keeping the idiot drivers aware of such things as using their blinkers and staying focused on the road reduces accidents. This in turn saves both the Government and the tax payers zillions of dollars. Before you post such nonsense, do a little research. No, you don’t even come close to winning. You loose.