Carmen D. Nobel

Eat Dirt

DYSON DC16 ROOT 6 $150–$200, Target Form Bright-hued and utilitarian—like a Tonka truck. Feel Heavy and clunky, it won’t run without a finger on the power button. Function Hefty suction grabs everything in the couch cushions—coins, pebbles, peppercorns. Sadly, its six-minute battery…

New Order

Until recently, I had a job that required me to fly around the country. A lot. No matter where I went, I knew I could count on hotel concierges, those magical people who jump through hoops for their guests. But…

Extreme Makeover: Home Office Edition

My desk is buried and my living room looks like a mailroom. I need help! Step 1: ConsolidateWe separate things into piles. Apparently shoving bills in between my couch cushions doesn’t count as filing. Step 2: Sort and PurgeAt Buckwalter’s…