Five Types of Fans You’ll Find on the New Kids on the Block 2014 Cruise

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“Ships ahoy!” or whatever. The NKOTB Cruise 2014 sets sail out of New York on Thursday for its five-day adventure to Bermuda. This is the chance of a lifetime for ladies to “get lost” with their favorite boy band while sitting in the sun all day and rallying with the New Kids every night. It’s basically New Kids Christmas.

As the biggest “block” party of the year, you need to be prepared for what’s to come if you’ve been #blessed enough to get your reservation. Here are the five types of New Kids fans you’ll probably run into on this vacay:

Fan #1
The one who still holds onto her vintage NKOTB swag.
This is likely to be most fans. And if it’s not you, then you’re probably #new. See #4.

Fan #2
The one who disregards that both she and the boy banders are married.
This is OK…until Donnie Wahlberg licks your ear.

Fan#3
That one guy.
Yeah, you know him. He knows all the dance moves.

Fan #4
The newbie who hopped on the bandwagon when “Summertime” came out.
Are you even over 30?

Fan #5
The one who’s too competitive about meeting the guys, playing the games, and dancing.
Watch out, she’ll soak up all your fun.

Happy cruising, Blockheads! We’ll be waiting for you on the other side.