Super Bowl Sunday is just around the corner, meaning Pats fans everywhere are readying the face paint, stocking up on chips and dip, and perhaps most importantly, preparing for a day of no-holds-barred drinking.
To keep things interesting, here’s a new Super Bowl drinking game to play. There are no losers, except hopefully Seattle.
— Drink responsibly; don’t drink and drive. —
Idina Menzel nails the national anthem:
Idina Menzel botches the national anthem:
While John Legend is performing “America the Beautiful,” Chrissy Teigen is mentioned or shown:
If the Pats lose the coin toss:
Throughout the game:
Every time someone mentions Deflategate:
Every time someone mentions Deflategate and uses the term “balls”:
Every time someone mentions Tom Brady’s balls:
Every time Bill Belichick is shown with his arms crossed or touching his mic:
Tom Brady wants a high five:
Sip, high five the person next to you.
Tom Brady gets a high five:
Sip, high fives all around.
Julian Edelman throws another TD:
Shotgun a beer.
Spike your empty.
Put a Patriots hat on the corner of your TV. Any time someone is “wearing” the hat:
Every time you see a closeup of a fan wearing the ugly hat popularized by Tom Brady:
Someone mentions the “12th man”:
Pete Carroll is pacing and screaming emphatically:
The Pats score a touchdown:
Finish drink, high fives all around.
Every time Gisele Bundchen is mentioned or shown:
Every time Robert Kraft is shown in his booth:
Every time an Affleck, Damon, or Wahlberg is shown:
Sip, play a round of “Celebrity Whispers.”
If you see Massachusetts native Chris Evans, who has a Super Bowl bet going with Seahawks fan Chris Pratt:
Sip, salute Captain America.
If a power outage causes a lengthy delay:
If Katy Perry’s hair color is not normal:
If Katy Perry falls:
If Lenny Kravitz is wearing a deep-V:
If someone has a wardrobe malfunction:
Look, it’s Mindy Kaling!
Look, it’s the Entourage trailer!
Tom Brady is a potential sperm donor in Ted 2!
Once again, the Dos Equis man is better than you:
Once again, the Old Spice guy makes you feel inadequate:
Amy Poehler is still peddling Old Navy:
You are drinking the beer being advertised right now:
Pick a friend, who must chug said brand.
Commercial features cute animals:
Drink throughout the commercial.
NBC promotes The Blacklist, which will air after the game:
You know what The Blacklist is:
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