Ted, Explained in Graphs and Charts

Presenting some essential graphics to decipher before you see Ted 2.

Ted is back, my friends, in all his cumbersome antics and gut-busting obscenity. The follow up to Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane’s 2012 comedy hits theaters this Friday, bringing back more from the BFF duo, John and Ted, this time with more celebrity cameos from folks like Morgan Freeman, Tom Brady, and Liam Neeson.

Here, we went ahead and broke down some of the plot points of the first Ted movie into graph and chart form. What are the common characteristics between best friends John and Ted? How do we measure the gravity of life’s problems as a Teddy Bear? Why, exactly, did Mila Kunis not return? You decipher.

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Charts & Graphs by Bryanna Cappadona

Charts & Graphs by Bryanna Cappadona