Learn Life Lessons and How to Make Homemade Pie Crust with Bill Burr

Just in time for the holidays.

If you’re still scrambling for ideas on what to bring to your family’s holiday party, Bill Burr wants to help you out.

The Canton comic shared his homemade pie crust recipe and a few life lessons in a video released on Thursday. Clearly hoping to reach the degenerates out there, Burr let the insults fly as he showed off his great baking skills.

“The f–king holidays are coming up, you haven’t done s–t with your life,” Burr said. “You got to do something, right? Here we go, you make a pie crust.”

Like a demented version of Rachel Ray with a Boston accent, Burr actually does a pretty awesome job of laying down all of the steps, even if he has no idea what any of the baking tools are.

While we haven’t tried out “old f–king Billy’s pie crust” yet, judging by the video, it actually doesn’t look that bad.

Check out the hilarious and NSFW clip below.