There’s Now a Tom Brady Meal Delivery Service

Of course there is.

Photo via AP

Photo via AP

You can already cook, snack, and sleep like Tom Brady. But if your desire to emulate the quarterback isn’t yet fulfilled, look no further than a new meal delivery service from TB12 and vegan food subscription company Purple Carrot.

It was only a matter of time.

For $78 a week, Purple Carrot will deliver the makings of three TB12 Performance Meals straight to your doorstep. All you have to do is assemble the pre-portioned ingredients, eat the resulting meals, and wait to become the mere mortal embodiment of Tom Brady.

Each recipe—think Brady-inspired dishes like white lentil risotto and crispy turnip cakes—is vegan, gluten-free, high-protein, low-sugar, low-soy, and low in processed ingredients. We’d wager a guess that nightshades are off-limits.

The first of these GOAT-fueling meals won’t ship until April 3, but history suggests they’ll sell out quickly. If you want in, you can pre-order yours here.