Stop the Presses!

The Herald has news! Big news! Is it Mideast Peace? The birth weight of John Edward Thomas Moynahan? Howie Carr finding a fiver on the street and adding it to his fortune?

Not quite.

breaking-news_1.jpgIt seems that Tom Brady‘s new girlfriend Gisele Bundchen will not appear on Dancing With the Stars.

That’s breaking news? Seriously? Well, we know where to turn if Kate Hudson buys a non-diet Slurpee while she’s in town.