Idiot Under the Bridge

storrow_725.jpgGuess what? Somebody wedged a truck under a bridge on Storrow Drive, just in time for your Monday morning commute. Hope you didn’t want to be on time today.


A box truck got stuck this morning in the Storrow Drive Tunnel in Back Bay, backing up eastbound traffic for miles.

The driver of the truck was taken by ambulance to Massachusetts General Hospital with what were described as non-life-threatening injuries. The name of the driver was not released.

What the report does not say is that the driver was probably taken to the hospital to avoid injuries from scalding coffee thrown out of the cars stuck in the tie-up his idiocy caused.

Shouldn’t the students be moved in by now?