The Frightening Return of Fitzy
The good news? He obliged.
The bad news? It scared the hell out of us.
The video is a brilliant spoof of the widely-viewed clip “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!“, and it’s as creepy and psychotic as the original. But watching Fitzy sob without a beer in sight was even more unnerving that the dude who looks like a lady crying about Britney. There’s small comfort in the fact that at least Fitzy didn’t have streaky eyeliner.
We’ll hope for a more defiant Fitzy for his next webcast, since the Patriots silenced the critics with a trouncing of the Chargers, and since the Yankees took two of three from the Sox we were screaming and swearing into our beers, just like Billerica’s favorite (fake) son.