Spanning the Web

Taking you around the internet for your afternoon enjoyment.

Maybe it’s the voices in his head talking all at once: Jonathan Papelbon suffers from migraines. Somebody offer him an endorsement deal with Excedrin Migraine, and tell ‘Tek not to wail on his noggin so much. [Globe]

Bloggerfreude: The internet is abuzz with the happy news of the Yankees’ collapse to the Cleveland Indians. While we’re happy now, we can’t shake the feeling we may not be so happy once we’re the ones playing the Indians. [Universal Hub]

Yippee-ki-yay: A Brookline resident suspects someone stole packages on his or her front step. The contents? “The packages contained several Bruce Willis DVDs, purple Prada shoes, and a purple Prada handbag. . .” Call us, victim. You sound like a good time. [Brookline Police Blog, last item]

Sounds like a sitcom to us: A Rhode Island couple that married in Massachusetts shortly after gay marriage became legal is seeking a divorce in Rhode Island. If Rhode Island decides the women can’t divorce under existing law, they will have to move to Massachusetts, establish residency here, and then divorce. [MyFox Boston]