Do You Look Like Dane Cook? We’re Sorry

While it would be mostly unfortunate if you resembled MLB’s pitchman, there is one area it would be advantageous: The part of the back of Dane Cook’s head in Bachelor No. 2 is available! Try to contain yourselves. The filmmakers are looking for body doubles for Cook and co-star Kate Hudson, and they’re not too particular about it.

“It’s not a facial thing — its really height, coloring, and hair,” said Kevin Fennessy.

At any rate, it’s a good time to bring up John Gonzalez’s 2006 profile of Cook, before the, uh, funny man went Hollywood. Say what you want about him, but the guy does work his ass off. Enjoy.