Spanning the Web

Taking you around the internet for your afternoon enjoyment.

We won’t call him Tacoby: Jacoby Ellsbury earned everyone in America a free taco by stealing a base during last night’s game. You can get your free crunchy beef taco on Tuesday between 2p.m. and 5p.m. Thanks, Jacoby! [Boston.com]

Who ya’ gonna call?: If you think your house is haunted, a Somerville couple will come and investigate for free. While it’s a nice hobby, we think that those bumps in the night are probably just rats. [Somerville Journal]

South End residents are too upper crust for the Upper Crust: The popular local pizza chain has lost its bid to expand into the South End. Residents are afraid that the restaurant will bring more rats into the neighborhood, but owner John Tobin says he’ll try a different location. [South End News]

Are you still tired? Channel 5 says Phoenix staffers are tired. Seriously, guys we know. [WCVB]