What’s News

Your condensed guide to today’s daily papers.

The best of times: Not only do we get a parade today, but we also get our free tacos between 2p.m. and 5p.m. Thanks again, Jacoby Ellsbury![Herald]

Where will we get our collard greens and jazz fix now? The owner of Bob the Chef’s is selling the popular South End restaurant and jazz club to a new owner who will turn it into a hangout for young professionals and college students. Because we. . . don’t have enough of those? [Globe]

Oh snap: Mitt Romney alluded to the Clinton sex scandal again yesterday, saying electing two-term senator Hillary Clinton would be like putting an intern in charge of the country. [Herald]

Give a man a bike, and he’s suddenly endorsing all kinds of athletic equipment: Mayor Tom Menino appears in a new Reebok ad, welcoming consumers to “the best sports city in the nation.” Reebok wanted Menino because he “really represent[s] Boston.” Which means the company likes Menino’s accent. [Globe]