Ron Paul Is Ready to Rumble
While we’ve been talking about Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee, and Barack Obama today, we haven’t forgotten about who’s really important in the 2008 presidential primaries—Ron Paul.
The Boston Daily Official Fringe Candidate pulled a respectable 10 percent to come in 5th in last night’s Iowa caucuses. While we’re disappointed that our boy didn’t topple the establishment last night, we’ve still got reason to believe.
Most of America thinks that wrestlers are just overgrown thespians who like spandex and ugly women with fake boobs, but that’s not all they think about.
If you’re like me, you’re tired of unnecessary and exorbitant taxes, you’re tired of the dollar constantly losing purchasing power, and you’re alarmed when politicians demand that we surrender our constitutionally protected civil liberties, especially the bedrock principles of habeas corpus and due process, in exchange for “security.”
(By the way, we’d just like to claim “habeas corpus” as our wrestling stage name.)
So to our fellow Paul supporters, it’s going to be fine. Huckabee can have his endorsement from Chuck Norris—when was the last time Norris set his half-brother on fire in a casket in front of a live television audience? Kane did just that at the 1998 Royal Rumble. Now that’s a fighter. Just like Ron Paul.