Ok, Harvard Crimson. We gave you a hard time for grossing us out the other day and, in fact, we sort of like giving you hard time. But then you go and do something like this, and completely redeem yourself! That headline is truly genius.
There’s a fine line between being disgusting and appealing to our decidedly middle school sense of humor, and this time you’ve toed that line perfectly. Mazel tov, friends.