MIT Craps on Martha

If you haven’t seen this yet, you need to. It’s fantastic. Two MIT researchers go on Martha Stewart’s show with their new invention, the “Ketchup Crapper,” a remote-controlled monstrosity with, you guessed it, a ketchup bottle for an alimentary canal.

Suffice it to say, Martha’s french fries have never been so shabbily treated. Very, very funny. Worth it to see just how unreasonably put-off the muscularly prim Stewart seems by the device.