Spanning the Web

Taking you around the internet for your afternoon enjoyment.

1211303554Do as I say, not as I do: A New Bedford police officer Bristol County Deputy Sheriff accidentally fired his gun while he was teaching a firearms safety class. Ah, irony. [WBZ]

Not about you right now: Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling laments shaking off Jason Varitek during his near no-no last year before congratulating Jon Lester on his no-hitter. [38 Pitches]

Finally, another perv justice story: House Speaker Sal DiMasi and Attorney General Martha Coakley have crafted legislation that will make it easier for prosecutors to go after sex offenders and child molesters. []

They would have been banned from graduation if they’d added bubble bath: Students at Tantasqua Regional High School have been banned from senior week activities or even suspended after they tried to dump pool toys and rubber duckies into a local pond for a senior prank. [WCVB]

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Decisions, decisions: We’re going to the beach this weekend, come hell or green flies.

We celebrate pickles and cupcakes, but not at the same time: It’s all the news that’s fit to eat.