Parade Route Set

The city of Boston has announced the route for tomorrow’s Rolling Rally. Our office is closer to Fenway Park than it is to the Garden, so we’re slightly bummed to see that we’ll have to walk all the way to Copley Square to watch Kevin Garnett unleash his barbaric yawp.

Ah well. At least it’s a parade that will tie up traffic in Boston all day tomorrow. Those poor suckers in L.A. will be stuck in traffic regardless, wondering how it all went wrong.