Spanning the Web

Taking you around the Internet for your afternoon enjoyment.

1217441876People. Stop stealing babies: Police have issued an Amber Alert for four children and their mother who were abducted from a murder scene in Lynn. The children’s father, Ryan Petitbois, is wanted for questioning in connection with the murder. [WBZ]

Feel the burn: John Kerry spokesman David Wade suggests the Massachusetts GOP stop surfing the gossip sites for pictures of his boss and says the Republicans “should’ve put this kind of energy into actually getting Jim Ogonowski on the ballot to get thrashed by John Kerry in November.” Zing! [PolitickerMA]

Fake it till you make it, governor: Mitt Romney is reportedly telling political insiders that John McCain won’t pick him as his running mate. [Capital Commerce]

Perv grinds Red Line service to a halt: The MBTA stopped trains for half an hour to search for a man who “fondled [a woman’s] butt.” Let’s not make this a regular practice, please—if the T stops running every time someone gets groped, we’ll never get home. [Cambridge Chronicle]

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Sensing danger: What will become of Guy Martin’s anticipated Sensing restaurant?