What’s News

Your condensed guide to today’s daily papers.

Ted Kennedy brings down the house: The senior senator from Massachusetts addressed the Democratic National Convention last night. [Globe]

Deval Patrick is having a good time out West too: The governor is making lots of new friends in Denver, but is rejecting interview requests from the national media to show that he’s not going to bail on Massachusetts if Barack Obama is elected. [Herald]

Maybe the Sox bullpen would be interested? A 9-year-old pitcher was told by his league that he won’t be allowed to pitch because he’s too good. [Globe]

Trim the fat: Carmen “the Cheeseman” DiNunzio will be allowed out of his home to exercise. We’re just disappointed he won’t be appearing on The Biggest Loser. [Herald]