Spanning the Web

Taking you around the Internet for your afternoon enjoyment.

Prepare for Employee of the Month 2: Dane Cook decided not to appeal the ruling that evicted him from his Hollywood apartment, which he claimed got his creative juices flowing. [TMZ]

Hey, college kids, you want a bird for that birdbath? Because we’re giving you one right now: Boston Police report a 93-year-old Mission Hill woman is heartbroken after some “drunk college kids” stole her birdbath. [Citizen Observer via Universal Hub]

Ted Williams—Latino superstar? It’s true, according to Dan Kennedy. [Media Nation]

What, us, whine? Did Sunday’s loss at the hands of the Miami Dolphins reveal the true nature of the Patriots fan to be that of a spoiled brat? [Deadspin]

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All the learning without the fanny-pack: Bostonista is an inconspicuous tourist thanks to Audissey Guides.

Huckleberries and sweet, sweet typography: It’s all the news that’s fit to eat.