Does Tom Brady Maybe Cut His Own Hair?

No offense intended to holiest He, but watching Tom Brady all stoic on the sidelines in the last minutes of Sunday’s win against the Dallas Cowboys, I had to wonder if he maybe cuts his own hair.

Take note (click for image): the same-length-all-around styling, the straight-line across back — all the signs of using a cheap electric clipper with a 6/8-inch attachment. (Hey, it takes one to know one.)

The back is the trickiest part. While it’s hard to imagine Giselle working the clippers, how hard is it to go straight?