Peyton Manning's Voicemail to Tom Brady

Looks like Townie News pulled a News of the World and hacked Tom Brady’s phone. In this 3 1/2 minute gem, Peyton Manning puts into words his serious Super Bowl ring envy for little brother Eli. Fave line: “You think hearing about how I’m all washed up hasn’t been bad enough? Try having a bunch of media mouths saying that I’m the second-best quarterback in my family! I’d rather be married to a Kardashian.”