Tom Brady/Peyton Manning Rivalry Won't Change

With Peyton Manning and Tom Brady Rivalry, Nothing’s Changing Except One Uniform. Now that Manning’s fate has been decided, Ian Rapoport points out that one of the NFL’s biggest QB rivalries — if not the biggest — won’t change, except for a few details. [Herald]

Will the Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up? Yes, video-editing guru Hugh Atkin actually spliced together a bunch of Mitt Romney speeches, interviews, and debate appearances to make this Mitt Romney-inspired rap to the tune Eminem’s “The Real Slim Shady.” Like or dislike the song (and like or dislike Romney), you have to give Atkin some props … just wow.

[YouTube h/t The Atlantic]

Apparently, Wahlburgers Is Serving One Thousand Customers A Day. A little algebra and a bit of skepticism for Mark Wahlberg’s recent comments about raking in $17,000 a day selling burgers, fries, and shakes. Rumored expansion plans are reportedly in the works — either to the U.K. or as a second location in Massachusetts. [Biz Journals]

Karyn Polito Wants Steve Grossman to Take Down This Video. Polito, who lost to Grossman for state treasurer back in 2010, has, for some unbeknownst reason, decided that now’s the time to go after this political ad that’s been online for a year-and-a-half (and is inching its way to 1,500 views). Good idea … not so much! [YouTube | The Telegram]

BU’s Sigma Delta Tau Suspended for Alcohol-Related Hazing. It’s not clear what the hazing incident actually entailed, but two male students were spotted carrying two female students, who were sloshed. In other words: Just another Saturday in Allston. [WHDH]