This Somerville Man Knows That Some Crimes Are Easier to Witness Than Others

A couple of Somerville residents were arrested for sharing some … intimate moments in a public park this week, but we’re most amused by one witness’s very detailed account of their activities. He has some pretty specific descriptions, but we’ll just quote from the end of his tale in the Somerville Journal: “According to the witness, this reportedly went on for approximately 15 minutes before they stopped and began to exit the park.” Fifteen minutes struck some on Twitter as an awfully long time to keep a watchful eye, but if that’s what it takes to be a responsible citizen, well then we guess someone has to do the job. [Somerville Journal]