Buffalo Bills Fan Makes Specious Claim About Tom Brady’s Urination Habits

Here's the most interesting fan sign to surface during the Patriots Bills game.


CBS screenshot via @bubbaprog on Twitter.

Razor-eyed fans on Twitter and Instagram were watching the Patriots eke out a win against the Buffalo Bills in their season opener Sunday, when they noticed a little something in the stands…

Look closer…


… closer…


“Tom Brady Sits When He Pees” proclaims a Bills fan (we presume).

The best part of this weird bit of second grade gender-shaming is that the sign writer isn’t claiming that Brady is a girl. (“…when he pees”). Just that he urinates like one. But then, if you had a bathroom like this, wouldn’t you want to sit down and stay awhile, too?