Oscars Gift Bag Included a Generous $8.99 Dunkin Donuts Endowment

You know this is something Meryl Streep is dying to have.

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Business Insider released a definitive list of the contents inside the Oscar nominees’ $168,000 gift bag, and it unsurprisingly included a wide range of everything from lavish trips to sex toys to expensive liquor.

While most of the gift bag recipients will likely enjoy that $12,000 “glamorous” camping trip (the ultimate oxymoron), the real highlight of the swag bag is this swanky $8.99 Dunkin Donuts giveaway. A good-for-nothing gift for just about anybody!

The 21 gift bags went out to the host and losing nominees in the categories of best actor, best actress, best supporting actor, best supporting actress, and best director. So you know Meryl Streep will enjoy her $8.99 in coffee more than anyone else.

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The Oscars gift bag has been assembled by Los Angeles-based marketing company Distinctive Assets for the past 13 years. The 2015 gift bag is the most expensive one yet, topping last year’s $85,000 by nearly double.

Here are some other highlights from the contents inside the over-priced swag bag. Because you know multimillion-dollar celebrities need all of this stuff.

A $20,000 gift certificate from Enigma Life to have the founder fly out and tell each Oscar nominee (and host) his or her 2015 horoscope.

A $68 six-pack of herbal-tea-based lollipops from Dosha Pops that will come in a 24K edible gold leaf assortment.

$20,000 worth of Audi rentals for an entire year from Silvercar.

$75 in Washington state apples from Ambrosia Apples.

A $14,584 luxury rail trip through the Canadian Rockies from Rocky Mountaineer.

A $250 vibrator from Afterglow Science.

$5,000 “O-Shot” couples procedure to kickstart sex drives.

An $11,500 Italian luxury hotel package which includes a three-night stay in a suite at Villa Armena in Tuscany, a three-night stay at the Grand Hotel Tremezzo in Lake Como, and a three-night stay at the Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria.

$20,000 worth of Audi rentals for an entire year from Silvercar.

A $3.99 bag of gluten-free, vegan popcorn from Live Love Pop.

$8.97 worth of designer mints from XO Mints.

$17 in wooden wick candles from Coal & Canary.

$19.99 in acne treatment Coral Actives.

A $23 reusable bottle from Memobottle.

A $35.99 organic T-shirt from California Good Clothing.

A $39.99 screen protector from Phantom Glass.

$40 flip-flops from Ibiza Soul.

$56 for four six-packs of Naked Luxery Condoms.

A $68 six-pack of herbal tea based lollipops from Dosha Pops that will come in a 24K edible gold leaf assortment.

A $100 rechargeable sonic toothbrush from Pop Dental.

A $149.99 LG Tone Infinim wireless headset.

$250 worth of MyntSmile porcelain veneer toothpaste.

A $249 portable Haze Vaporizer.

A $5,000 family-portrait session and a 40″ X 50″ framed portrait from Lifestyle Photography.

See the full list of the Oscars gift bag contents here.