Rob Gronkowski Tweeted a Sophisticated Dating Testimony
Rob Gronkowski—Patriots tight end, fan-fiction victim, and rumored golden retriever—apparently felt his reputation as a single, refined gentleman was at stake due to some timely rumors circling the internet.
When TerezOwens.com reported earlier this week that Gronk has been “hanging out” with model Marisa Hunter, Gronkowski’s dating status was on everyone’s radar. Owens’s source allegedly said Gronkowski and the model are “super close,” which, accompanied with Marisa’s chummy photo, naturally sparked relationship rumors.
Determined to clear up any gossip that may indicate he is off the market, and, furthermore, to share his general feelings on the female species, Rob Gronkowski took his thoughts to Twitter:
Sometimes chicks are crazy…I don’t got a girlfriend
— Rob Gronkowski (@RobGronkowski) February 26, 2015
We’re so grateful Gronkowski has an outlet to provide his own raw and personal testimony on his love life. Thank you, Twitter, for allowing Gronk to confirm that he is, in fact, New England’s newly instated George Clooney (pre-Amal, obviously).
Turn down for what!!!
— Rob Gronkowski (@RobGronkowski) April 15, 2014
Just went Grocery shopping and it was cool!! Gotta eat!
— Rob Gronkowski (@RobGronkowski) April 5, 2014
20 minute naps are the best, Highly recommend! Feeling refreshed
— Rob Gronkowski (@RobGronkowski) July 17, 2012
69696969696969….oops that was yesterday! Lmao
— Rob Gronkowski (@RobGronkowski) June 10, 2012