Dame Dash, Kanye West Confirm Plans to Buy Karmaloop
While the media had their suspicions earlier this week, skilled aloof human Kanye West and producer Dame Dash are officially planning to buy the Boston-based online streetwear company Karmaloop. The brand filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy after its attempt at expansion left it in too much debt.
In a series of black-and-white Instagram videos that generally display the opposite of excitement, Dash reveals the news that they’re buying the brand together while West stands next to him, remaining unbothered and possibly unreal. Dash, the lone speaker, alludes to “a couple of other cool things” he’ll be doing with West, but none that are musical.
Now, here they are, two musical bros taking on entrepreneurial pursuits, and revealing big news to the world before anything is set on paper.
Meanwhile, here’s us, reading Kanye: When you don’t know what’s going on and you’re in a black-and-white Instagram video with Dame Dash and you realize this is your life:
And here are the Instagram videos. Part 1:
Generations of real fighters sticking together for the whole world to see…this was always the plan but shit is real and where not doing any bubble gum shit and I hope the whole world sees this and wants to do the same thing…stay tuned #honaorablepeoplesticktogether #hustleforyourlastnamenotyourfirst @loisaidas @damondashstudios @murdamookez @kushedgod @heavenupinharlem_127 @smokeysuarez @queenofharlem @mr_camron @iamjuju_ @raquelmhorn @orgieswiththechef he wit us we fight the same fight…he actually does some Harlem nigga shit #harlemstickstogether @iamjiton too
It’s gonna be fun making history like this part @damondashstudios @loisaidas @toohonorable_ddstudios and we gonna look cool doing it stay tune @wwd @bat_gio @bbcnews @giseleofficial @laurabrown99 @bergdorfs @officialrodarte @rashidajones @hollywoodreporter @shoshannagruss @aokidevon @ryanseacrest @realronhoward @hollywoodreporter @asvpxrocky @mistercap @mr_camron @iamnaomicampbell @desireegruber