Mitt Romney, Average Townie, Bravely Engages In Trash-Talking
Common citizen of the world Mitt Romney is, to the pleasure of so many, still planning to fight Evander Holyfield in a charity boxing match. Though this activity seems rather self-sabotaging for the former governor, the fight has lighthearted implications, meaning the former heavyweight champion probably won’t injure Mr. Romney. Only his impeccable self-pride will be hurt at most.
In the first promo video for the boxing match, which benefits Charity Vision, Romney fearlessly gives a go at trash-talking Holyfield, who reciprocates naturally.
“I don’t have much of a right hook, but when I get somebody’s ear, I can be pretty formidable,” Mitt Romney said. And Holyfield was all, “Do you even lift, bro?” He doesn’t.