Vince Wilfork Is Ten Times the Baller You Will Ever Be
Because New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick has a certain North Korean flair for keeping a tight lid on his team’s inner machinations, former Pats nose guard Vince Wilfork joining the Houston Texans this offseason is bittersweet. Though gone, Wilfork will now be on full display, as HBO’s all-access NFL series “Hard Knocks” shifts its focus to the varsity jacket-wearing Mets of the Lone Star State.
In a promo tweeted by the NFL to hype tonight’s season premiere, Wilfork shows his skills on the basketball court. It takes a while for the big man to warm up at first (Figuratively, that is—he’s already quite sweaty).
The fade-away just wasn’t there.
But after bricking a few shots, Mrs. Bianca Wilfork demanded better. So Vince delivered. Here, he invokes a little “Pistol” Pete Maravich.
“You don’t want it,” he says, draining a three.
Facing a triple-team, Wilfork posts up.