Hingham Police Want to Know Whose Poorly Named Boat This Is

Someone in Quincy is missing a boat.

Photo via Hingham Police

Photo via Hingham Police

This here dinghy was reportedly left behind at the Hingham Yacht Club, and now that everyone’s monocles have popped into their afternoon tea in horror, police would like to know whose it is.

“A boat’s name says a lot. We’d like to talk to whoever dumped this boat/trailer today in the Hingham Yacht Club lot,” Hingham Police tweeted Thursday afternoon, along with pictures of the rogue vessel, named “Screwed Up Priorities.” Battered, rusted, faded, and caked in crushed leaves and a greenish residue, the boat has “QUINCY, MA” emblazoned across the stern.

Is this your boat? Come get your boat. It’s bringing everybody down.