Gronk Is the Party King of the Patriots Super Bowl Victory Parade
Surprise, surprise.
Photo by Alexandria Krajewski
In a development that should surprise no one, Rob Gronkowski spent the Patriots victory parade shirtless, dancing, and generally loving life in exactly the Gronk style we’ve come to expect from the undisputed party king.
He got things started swathed in a red-white-and-blue poncho.
The party is on #Gronk‘s Duck Boat #PatriotsParade #WBZ pic.twitter.com/zhGn4dzhL1
— WBZ | CBS Boston News (@wbz) February 5, 2019
But eyewitnesses confirm he quickly traded that outfit for a bright-yellow police vest, origin unknown.
it is canonical that Gronk is supporting Mouvement des gilets jaunes and is on the side of the French working class pic.twitter.com/aps2UeAtvQ
— TOP JEFF (@jeffisrael25) February 5, 2019
Against the urging of city officials, fans did in fact toss him cans of beer, which he effortlessly snatched out of the air.
Gronk showing off those off-season hands https://t.co/4zxbIIKXLU pic.twitter.com/GN75K61xnj
— Boston 25 News (@boston25) February 5, 2019
GRONK DOING GRONK THINGS pic.twitter.com/KMWzUCBDEi
— Joseph LaMonica (@Joeycanfly1) February 5, 2019
That wasn’t all he was tossing back. A somewhat more refined Gronk was also spotted along the parade route sipping from a bottle of $600 red wine.
Gronk has a full bottle of wine on the parade bus
(via @7News)pic.twitter.com/jocKITdVCK
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) February 5, 2019
Someone apparently also tossed him some Tide Pods, which he thankfully did not eat.
On my lunch break I saw a shirtless Gronkowski dancing to Sicko Mode, catch a Bud Light, shotgun it, then catch an empty canister of Tide Pods before tossing it back into the crowd. How’s your Tuesday going? #PatriotsParade pic.twitter.com/885OSES6rd
— Juston Western (@JustonWestern) February 5, 2019
Who gave Gronk tide pods pic.twitter.com/6xpSwzRe5d
— Unstoppable™ (@da_postrophe) February 5, 2019
So he parties incredibly hard, but not ingesting toxic detergent hard. And that, dear friends, is why we love him. Please don’t ever leave us, big guy.
