New England Patriots
Rob Gronkowski Dented the Lombardi Trophy Using It as a Baseball Bat
Gronk may have announced his retirement last month, but that’s not stopping him from continuing to make an impression—literally—on the Patriots’ legacy. The Super Bowl […]
Man Faces a Year in Jail for Pointing Laser at Tom Brady During AFC Championship
Three months after cameras caught a green laser pointing at Tom Brady’s face during the AFC Championship game in January, justice is finally served. A 64-year-old […]
Tom Brady Wants Rob Gronkowski Back as Much as You Do
Patriots wide receiver Rob Gronkowski announced his retirement from the NFL last week. But maybe there is life after death, at least where the immortal […]
Boston Pours One Out for Rob Gronkowski Following News of his Retirement
Pats fans are going to have to find a new target for their cans of Bud Light soon, as Rob Gronkowski announced Sunday that he’s […]
Tom Brady Is Extremely Amped to Have Brandon Bolden Back
Former Patriots running back Brandon Bolden announced his return to New England on Instagram Thursday. Let’s just say that Tom Brady responded with enthusiasm. “F*** […]
After Kraft Charges, Should Gillette Pull Its Name from Gillette Stadium?
Last year, Boston-based Gillette made a splash with its “The Best Men Can Be” TV ad, which decried “toxic masculinity” in its many forms, including […]
Julian Edelman’s Beard Trimmings Are Up for Auction
If you’re among the proud few that wept when Ellen DeGeneres shaved Super Bowl MVP Julian Edelman’s famous beard, dry your eyes. Just because it’s […]
ALERT: Ellen Has Shaved Julian Edelman’s Beard
Patriots wide receiver and Super Bowl MVP Julian Edelman has fulfilled his pre-championship pledge and shaved his beard, with help from Ellen DeGeneres. DeGeneres did the […]
Gronk Was Hit with a Beer and It Left a Mark
Gronk was not immune to the dangers of beer-tossing at the Patriots victory parade this week, he tells Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show. Rob […]
A Bunch of Patriots Fans Pushed an Ambulance Out of the Mud on Boston Common
Patriots fans do a lot of things when Super Bowl victory parades roll through Boston. They yell, they climb things, they drink maybe a little […]
Gronk Is the Party King of the Patriots Super Bowl Victory Parade
In a development that should surprise no one, Rob Gronkowski spent the Patriots victory parade shirtless, dancing, and generally loving life in exactly the Gronk style we’ve […]
The MBTA Was Slammed for the Patriots Victory Parade
Unlike in 2017, when thousands of Pats fans bundled up and braved the bitter February snow to celebrate the Patriots’ fifth Super Bowl title, […]
Tom Brady’s TB Times Has Returned with a Super Bowl Edition
It’s back, baby! The TB Times, Tom Brady’s bizarre and beloved fictional Tom Brady-focused newspaper is back with another post-game cartoon. In a photo posted to […]
All Eyes Are on Beer-Throwing at the Patriots Victory Parade
You can’t necessarily blame fans for doing it. After all, who wouldn’t want to crack a cold one with one of your heroes, especially in […]
Cue the Duck Boats: Patriots Victory Parade Set for Tuesday
The Patriots are Super Bowl champions, and you know what that means. Last night, it meant flooding Boston Common, spraying beer everywhere, and at least […]