New England Patriots
Julian Edelman’s Beard Trimmings Are Up for Auction
If you’re among the proud few that wept when Ellen DeGeneres shaved Super Bowl MVP Julian Edelman’s famous beard, dry your eyes. Just because it’s […]
ALERT: Ellen Has Shaved Julian Edelman’s Beard
Patriots wide receiver and Super Bowl MVP Julian Edelman has fulfilled his pre-championship pledge and shaved his beard, with help from Ellen DeGeneres. DeGeneres did the […]
Gronk Was Hit with a Beer and It Left a Mark
Gronk was not immune to the dangers of beer-tossing at the Patriots victory parade this week, he tells Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show. Rob […]
A Bunch of Patriots Fans Pushed an Ambulance Out of the Mud on Boston Common
Patriots fans do a lot of things when Super Bowl victory parades roll through Boston. They yell, they climb things, they drink maybe a little […]
Gronk Is the Party King of the Patriots Super Bowl Victory Parade
In a development that should surprise no one, Rob Gronkowski spent the Patriots victory parade shirtless, dancing, and generally loving life in exactly the Gronk style we’ve […]
The MBTA Was Slammed for the Patriots Victory Parade
Unlike in 2017, when thousands of Pats fans bundled up and braved the bitter February snow to celebrate the Patriots’ fifth Super Bowl title, […]
Tom Brady’s TB Times Has Returned with a Super Bowl Edition
It’s back, baby! The TB Times, Tom Brady’s bizarre and beloved fictional Tom Brady-focused newspaper is back with another post-game cartoon. In a photo posted to […]
All Eyes Are on Beer-Throwing at the Patriots Victory Parade
You can’t necessarily blame fans for doing it. After all, who wouldn’t want to crack a cold one with one of your heroes, especially in […]
Cue the Duck Boats: Patriots Victory Parade Set for Tuesday
The Patriots are Super Bowl champions, and you know what that means. Last night, it meant flooding Boston Common, spraying beer everywhere, and at least […]
Fan in Stolen Security Jacket Tried to Sneak into Patriots Locker Room
How did you celebrate the Patriots’ sixth Super Bowl win, last night? Have a few too many and take to the streets? Climb a tree in […]
Still Here: The Patriots Are Super Bowl Champions Again
And just like that, the Patriots are once again Super Bowl champions. After a low-scoring start to a game that saw both defenses come out to play […]
Beware the Super Bowl Parking Restrictions and Street Closures in Boston
If you’re planning on celebrating the Super Bowl in Boston this Sunday, make sure you’re paying attention to the parking restrictions and street closures that take will […]
Deion Sanders Cannot Handle Julian Edelman’s Beard
If you’ve been keeping up with the Patriots this year, you’ve probably noticed that Julian Edelman has been rocking a full, lustrous beard all season. […]
Pat Patriot Is Hurt but His Spirit Is Unbroken after a “Painful” Tackle
Pat Patriot, New England’s beloved mascot, took one hell of a hit on Wednesday. Jamal Adams, the six-foot-one, 213 pound safety for the New York Jets seems to […]