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A Bunch of Patriots Fans Pushed an Ambulance Out of the Mud on Boston Common

Patriots fans do a lot of things when Super Bowl victory parades roll through Boston. They yell, they climb things, they drink maybe a little […]

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Gronk Is the Party King of the Patriots Super Bowl Victory Parade

In a development that should surprise no one, Rob Gronkowski spent the Patriots victory parade shirtless, dancing, and generally loving life in exactly the Gronk style we’ve […]

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The MBTA Was Slammed for the Patriots Victory Parade

  Unlike in 2017, when thousands of Pats fans bundled up and braved the bitter February snow to celebrate the Patriots’ fifth Super Bowl title, […]

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Tom Brady’s TB Times Has Returned with a Super Bowl Edition

It’s back, baby! The TB Times, Tom Brady’s bizarre and beloved fictional Tom Brady-focused newspaper is back with another post-game cartoon. In a photo posted to […]

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All Eyes Are on Beer-Throwing at the Patriots Victory Parade

You can’t necessarily blame fans for doing it. After all, who wouldn’t want to crack a cold one with one of your heroes, especially in […]

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Cue the Duck Boats: Patriots Victory Parade Set for Tuesday

The Patriots are Super Bowl champions, and you know what that means. Last night, it meant flooding Boston Common, spraying beer everywhere, and at least […]

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Fan in Stolen Security Jacket Tried to Sneak into Patriots Locker Room

How did you celebrate the Patriots’ sixth Super Bowl win, last night? Have a few too many and take to the streets? Climb a tree in […]

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Still Here: The Patriots Are Super Bowl Champions Again

And just like that, the Patriots are once again Super Bowl champions. After a low-scoring start to a game that saw both defenses come out to play […]

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Beware the Super Bowl Parking Restrictions and Street Closures in Boston

If you’re planning on celebrating the Super Bowl in Boston this Sunday, make sure you’re paying attention to the parking restrictions and street closures that take will […]

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Deion Sanders Cannot Handle Julian Edelman’s Beard

If you’ve been keeping up with the Patriots this year, you’ve probably noticed that Julian Edelman has been rocking a full, lustrous beard all season. […]

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Pat Patriot Is Hurt but His Spirit Is Unbroken after a “Painful” Tackle

Pat Patriot, New England’s beloved mascot, took one hell of a hit on Wednesday. Jamal Adams, the six-foot-one, 213 pound safety for the New York Jets seems to […]

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Ochocinco Watched His Neighbor Roger Stone Get Arrested by the FBI

How was your Friday morning? Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson’s was one he will likely never forget. The former Patriot Chad Johnson says on Twitter that he […]

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Edelman to Brady after a Big Play: “You’re Too Old!”

Tom Brady is old, OK? Bicker about it all you want, but the human body can only resist the march of time for so long, […]

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People Are Posting Their Heart Rates From the Patriots’ AFC Championship Win

Here in the future, it’s pretty good to be a Patriots fan. The haters and the doubters were proven wrong, Brady and Belichick have reaffirmed their legacy as […]