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Rex Ryan Clarifies That the Jets Can Sleep with Their Wives Before Playing the Patriots

It’ll be an interesting match-up between the Patriots and the Jets this weekend, not the least because of a goofy clarification Jets coach Rex Ryan […]

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‘Unicorns! Show Ponies!’ Screams Radio Announcer After Patriots’ Touchdown

Boston sports fans were a bit overstimulated by the end of Sunday night, but perhaps no one was more excited after Tom Brady’s clutch last […]

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Rob Gronkowski Still Hasn’t Been Cleared to Play Sunday

Despite several reports earlier this week that the Patriots thought it likely that Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski would play on Sunday, ESPN is dashing everyone’s […]

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Reports Say The Gronk May Be Back This Week

Several outlets cited unnamed league sources to say that Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski will probably be cleared to play in Game 6 against the […]

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It’s Official: Aqib Talib Is a Cult Hero

After a great win Sunday night in Atlanta, Patriots fans woke up to some bad news this morning: Vince Wilfork tore his achilles tendon and […]

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Bill Belichick Had a Real Case of the Mondays

As we all know, when Bill Belichick does not like the questions he’s being asked by reporters, he does not hide it. And thus did […]

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Teens Broke Into Home of the Wrong Former Patriot

This Labor Day weekend, hundreds of students attended a party at the home of former New England Patriots lineman Brian Holloway in Stephentown, New York, […]

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Brandon Lloyd Is Starring In a Zombie Flick With a Baldwin Brother

If you were among the group of people wondering why former New England Patriots player Brandon Lloyd was swatting away offers from NFL teams, the […]

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D’Oh! Local School Puts Up Untimely Tim Tebow Billboard Near Gillette

D’oh! Dean College in Franklin, Massachusetts just debuted what they hoped would be a timely billboard featuring Boomer the school mascot “Tebowing” in the style […]

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Always Remember the Butt Fumble

The Patriots play the Jets tonight, marking the first time the two teams have met since this happened: Yes, the butt fumble. It’s hard to […]

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Here Are Some Obligatory Aaron Hernandez Jokes From the Patriots Season Opener

As if “Hernandez-ing” weren’t bad enough, former Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez became fodder for a bunch of jokes as the Pats played their season opener against […]

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Buffalo Bills Fan Makes Specious Claim About Tom Brady’s Urination Habits

Razor-eyed fans on Twitter and Instagram were watching the Patriots eke out a win against the Buffalo Bills in their season opener Sunday, when they […]

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Rolling Stone: The Patriots Knew Aaron Hernandez Was Trouble

Rolling Stone magazine has once again dug into the Massachusetts crime news with a long investigation into the Aaron Hernandez saga, one that makes the […]

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NFL Union Grits Teeth and Files Grievance to Get Aaron Hernandez His Bonus

The NFL player’s association gritted its teeth and filed a grievance on behalf of former Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez to force the Pats to […]

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MBTA Urges Riders To Ditch Their Bags When Going to Gillette Stadium

Staff from the MBTA Commuter Rail want riders to get on board with the New England Patriots’ new policy on what types of bags and […]